Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
Have you ever seen an entire lecture hall fist pump? It's magical.
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
shes the only person ive ever met that could make "i don't swallow" sound sexy
Europeans suck. I just gave him head and somehow i am the one paying for the coffee
Hes the only one i know who can talk to a girl for an entire hour abuot the science in starwars and still get laid.
Bring the cards this coming weekend. If I'm not here I died skydiving Friday
You know he really cares when he gives you one of those on-the-go toothbrushes for your walk of shame before running to work
You can't just beat off while driving someone else's car. Thats a rule
Thats your rule and this car is nice
AND ONCE AGAIN, MY VAGINA HAS STRUCK AGAIN. HER PLANS TO TAKE OVER MARYLAND ARE WELL ON THEIR WAY AS SHE CONTINUES TO ENGULF EVERY QUEER IN A 10 MILE RADIUS
The first thing I did when I got to the apartment was masturbate on the couch
I call bullshit
Call it what ever you want I just need to figure out how to get permanent marker off my cock
He was cute in a Sketchy-trying-to-sell-you-a-vaccum-at-9-at-night kinda way.
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
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