Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
That's ok. I found a crab leg in my bed and have no pants on.
I made popcorn. Partly so the room doesn't smell like sex, and partly to apologize for the things you saw when you walked in...
I can't be drunk. Sober yes. Drunk no. Spoonfuls
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
He leaned over in the middle of the movie and said "My dick's name is Juan". WHO DOES THAT?
This is what happens when you live with someone you met on Grindr
You came over, called every girl Comrade Heather, and then declared that you were an Eagle, and we were your young.
So all in all, a good night.
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
we will now reference it as "the infamous double dick night"
Dude is PACKING. And yes I am holding up a cross and holy water and hissing like a pissed off goose.
IT IS NICKEL SHIT NIGHT
*shot. Why
handcuff keys just fell out of my bra....wtf happened last night?
Ran into my FWB on my walk of shame and went back to her place. Even my walk of shames are awesome!!!
I HATE BEING THIS HIGH FML IT'S LIKE I'M MAKING UP FOR ALL THE 4:20S I DIDNT DO ALL AT ONCE
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