sorry I missed your bday party.,I was vid chatting with that new guy I'm talking to all night...happy biirthday though
May have just accidentally purchased an iphone on Kate's credit card. This has potential to be bad.
Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
Just got roadhead in a driving snowstorm. That shit should be a Winter X games event.
I left my Thanksgiving family dinner puking in my hands from the worst hangover in the world
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
I remember key bumps, porn and a mom in my bed. Sums up my day.
that is an amazing summary hahaha
Woke up in bushes at UT didn't know I was Austin last night
i think the realest test of our friendship is how hot your sister looks right now
You shouldn't play strip poker when you're having a wet fart kind of day.
And remember people can't hear you kick ass in space
I told him I was studying his body for art, so now I have to actually do a drawing of him to not look like a creep and so we can hook up again.
Randomize
