Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
i wish exes would disappear into a world where we never have to deal with them again, and they can just create drama for each other. Then if they wanted to talk to us, they would have to apply to get a "visa" to come back to our world.
I had to stop messing around with him for fear of laughing in his face. I swear it was a pinky finger in his pants
last thing I heard her say before I passed out was 'this is great. I never get to be the big spoon.'
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
Did you know they have a bouncer at Applebee's because I did not
well. can officially check "get caught having sex on the front porch by the neighbors" off the bucket list.
Nothing showshows the government the middle finger more than spending your tax refund on drugs
That was right around the time that the drunken mess pulled out his dick in front of myself and like 10 other people and started peeing all over the train platform while saying, "Sometimes a bear gets you brother. Sometimes a bear gets you."
Pretty standard Thursday night commute for you, no?
Here's the thing. Kinda drunk. Eating leftover soup. In bed. Watching Disney channel.
ugh, my whole family is going ape shit over my sister's pregnancy blog. I dont get it? Anyone can get knocked up! I had rebound sex with a new york ranger last night, now that is something to fucking blog about.
I got drunk. Then I took a shit.
It was a good shit
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