Do you know that poor pathetic girl that we should be friends with
Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
either way he was missing a nipple.
Yeah got a self inflicted broken nose.
See, it wasn't that I broke my nose having sex. Its that I forgot about the bedposts...
Survival tip #3: while you're hooking up with him, don't say he reminds you of his brother
I bet George Washington got SERIOUS head back in his hay day.
Okay. How did someone manage to piss on TOP of a urinal? What giant is roaming around with a prick five feet from the ground?
Its raining shots and i keep catching them in my mouth like you with dicks shits crazy
OMG CHARGE YOUR PHONE I NEED TO KNOW IF THIS IS A GOOD PICTURE OF MY ASS
Just got smoked out by my boss. Working in politics is great.
Also, if he asks how he's doing orally I can probably ask if we're exchanging Christmas presents?
I can't find the remote or the Doritos. Someone call 911. S.O.S. I sent this in Braille.
being serenaded is actually kind of awkward 2/10 do not reccommend
This guy on tinder just told me that he wanted to tie me up and asked me what I thought. I told him I wanted tacos
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