what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
I just found out how hard it is to put together a fake Christmas tree with a hangover.
The one from last night got me a whole floor of Eskimo Brothers. There was a celebration of high fiving as I left
they just started filling water ballons with vodka.
on my way.
He ended up walking out of his bedroom and told me to look at the nonexistent fire he was holding in his hand. Im upset I didn't take those shrooms.
Yea idk it was like early in the morning and you were walking around with no shoes carrying a printer
Amazing. Super drunk. We stole a street sign in a golf cart and went around jousting trash cans all night.
Dude I walked 1.4 miles through the hotel wearing a cowboy hat, pink topped boots, gucci shades, and a scarf and met my parents in the hallway at 7 am how is this not a good start to Vegas?
I do believe at one point I was dispensing medical advice while wearing your sombrero and a hulk hand
I just held a marble with my kegel muscles for 5 min. You may call me COCKCLAMP 9000!!!!
I found them. Thank God. Now I'm gonna have to take a Xanax for the panic attack I almost had trying to find my Xanax.
Itd be nice if there was a level of interest in me somewhere in between the indifference and obsession that I've only been attracting
Told my brother the truth how I meet her...I grabbed the first thing I could when the cops came. 10 months later we are engaged.
There's that certain point at night when you start saying things like s'mores should be used in foreign relations. I reached it.
I'm playing a lilo and stitch drinking game
Aloha alcoholism.
Randomize
