Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
My vagina is scared and excited at the same time. It might not be able to sleep tonight.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
.....woke up with a tube of cinnamon buns in my pocket, i miss you
She was indeed spoonfeeding you potato salad out of that giant bowl with a giant spoon. Dont feel special, she was giving it to everyone that left the bar.
Did strip banana grams actually happen last night
No, not normal drunk. Wake up on a trampoline with a naked chick you've never seen before drunk. I think i missed my first trampoline sex...
And apparently I was the one that started the drunken make out session that broke the window
He said he was Greek American and that is why my legs slammed shut. During the World Cup there are only Americans.
I kind of really want to call off the engagement but I kind of need his mom's mashed potatoes on thanksgiving so I'm between a rock & a hard place here
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
Like I fucked him in the shower at 3 am when I had classes all day the next day so he can't say I'm not dedicated
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
Doing the walk of shame from the back of a Jeep to the porta potty it's parked next to while your dad watches is not what you want.
He stopped the gas pump at 69 and gave me my receipt. He wants it.
Randomize
