Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
Last night I ate the rest of the salsa with my hands. And i DONT have a hangover? Glorious.
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
Waking up in a pool chair wrapped in toilet paper is not what I planned when I agreed to movie night
Time for jim to play the "dont seriously consider pooping in the trash" game
Every single item that was in my fridge is now in my hot tub. Please help
Her idea of a bathing suit is... well.. she might not actually even know what one is. I've only ever seen her in a pool drunk and fully clothed or attempting to get into a pool but tripping over her pants which are at her ankles. Drunk.
I found a half-finished mass text from my California weekend that said "things I want to rape: you, things, stuff, and le"
I generally just try to vote by which candidate I think has the bigger dick. Sorry Romney.
Will that be creepy to wake him up at midnight with my tongue all over his body??
I'm sure we could go all project runway on our diapers and create some flattering absorbent thongs. We could do it on the Boat. Call it project rumway.
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
Yeah like stabbing myself through the eye with a coffee stir and bleeding out all over the office rug
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
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