So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
Last night, you attempted to motor boat my vagina then proceeded to blow raspberries on it. Don't ever do that again.
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
considering i was high when my dad made me pee in the cup i might fail this one
My roommate is on the phone with one of her friends trying to figure out how she threw up IN her pants. I'm not sure whether to burst out laughing or direct her towards Plan B.
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
Went home drunk last night and peed on my Christmas tree, my mothers going to fucking kill me
and i'm going to kill you for what you did to my nipples last night. of course i want to hang out
You told her to step on the scale because you had whiskey goggles, and scales don't lie.
and then she started to quack like a duck and u started throwing bread at her
Sometimes you get drunk and fall out of a car. I never said it was glamorous.
A guy in the dance floor is raising the roof with an axe in hand. I love Halloween.
I’ve lost count of how many disciplines of science this conversation about Harry Potter has gone through.
He came into my room last night and started peeing underneath my desk, I told him the bathroom was the next door over.
we went to the skate park then back to her house for dinner, and somehow that ended with her making me blueberry pancakes at 2am
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