they're making a venn diagram comparing gummi bears against gummi worms...is this what i have to sit thru to get free weed????
I just got released from jail. still in my kilt. bring pants damnit. they won't understand.
pants will make it better? really?
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
The sorority chicks were the Persian army, and we were their 300 Spartans. Can barely stand up now...such a good ratio
Also I have uncooked pasta. I was hoping that could get cooked at your place. Don't ask about the circumstances that I came into ownership of uncooked pasta
I just kept screaming "I'm fucking a preacher's son!" Also, this water tastes like weed.
I am 100% planning on being drunk on Wednesday. This is America. Work or no work.
I still have way too many Frat houses to get blackout drunk at before I'm get in any type of relationship
Do pleather leggings scream im easy on a first date?
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
In the future, could you not call me 'bro' while we're having sex?
This guy dressed as a piece of paper for Halloween, I felt it was only necessary to sign his penis
I just connected with one of your drug dealers on LinkedIn.
Thank you. I woke up with a beard hair in my mouth. Super classy.
The only thing I remember is the 300 pound man breaking ur railing from sliding down it at 3 am. Must of been a good night.
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