Its sad we have to plan out fun a month in advance. 30 sucks.
they just dont make restraining orders like they used to.
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
Chipotle...archenemy of the gay man. Cockblocking me since 1997
bars should really give you discounts for bringing your own shot glass
they shut off the water. shaving my legs with soda. that desperate.
its not fair. if i was a guy, i'd be getting a high five for banging two in one night.
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
If you can count on one hand the number of times you have actually, truly nearly died this month, then you are not really living yet.
you regret 100% of the tequila shots you do take. thats what gretzky meant to say
I owe a guy a shoe because I threw it over a fence. That is all.
Why do I even exist?
I woke up with what appeared to be LSD in my pocket. Know anything about this?
There's no good way to say, "sorry your son saw me naked on top of your brother"
And one groomsman rode a suitcase cart like a skateboard until he crashed and took out a piece of sheet rock. Later he pulled out his nuts.
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
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