Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
if i hurry i can finally have sex while stoned off my ass
godspeed.
about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
She was so happy she found her sunglasses, that she blew me. Im now randomly hiding things of hers in hopes she'll find them and I'll get a repeat performance.
You insisted I take photos of you vomiting off the top of the tree.
It would be like bopping for an apple with my penis but never winning an actual prize. The only thing I would get from it would be the joy from taking part but then regretting it forever more
There's always one sober annoying person at a party. I hate responsible people. I just wanted to show everyone my nipples. There cute. She didn't have to stop me
I can't find my underwear or one of my shoes but he baked me cookies for breakfast.
I don't have any bail money, if that's where this conversation is going
I'm really tired of this guy walking his chicken in my neighborhood.
I'm starting to think my emotional health is declining because I was watching transformers today and legit almost started crying
You grabbed my shirt and said, "hope you're not attached" and ripped it off before I could answer you.
YALL MOTHERFUCKERS WANNA WATCH HEAVY METAL AND SMOKE WEED AND PLAY POOL AND DRINK BEER AND SMOKE WEED
bitch, i have a flask. i've got things under control.
god. marry me.
My boobs look fucktastic, I have a booty call on Sunday and a dick photo on my phone. Life is grand!
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