Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
sorry I didn't call you. I had your number saved as "girl that offered bj but didn't follow thru".
College is just filling the gap until I get a rich girl pregnant
I'm not a creep or anything, just a lost soul looking for a good lay
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
He dodged my hug and greeted me with a fist bump. I slept with him the night before. The only thing worse would have been a greeting by chest bump.
She is the absolute last thing I would want to screw. Honestly. Fellating a porcupine. Higher on the list.
Kriste-san. Brian-sensai going to sleepy times acturry. Kriste-grasshopper will spend fun-fun times with Brian-sensai and glorious redbox movie tomorrow yes?
Most creative movie date proposition... ever.
I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
Go have fun. I'm gonna go shower off the regret.
He texted "fuck you" before blocking me on all social media. Come to think of it, that's also the last thing my mother said to me. Could it be that I'm the problem?
Got so high i fell asleep kyaking...for 2 hours.
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
First aid class means get dry humped by moderately attractive college students during heimlich maneuver training.
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