I can only date guys with blackberrys
I just decided its a new prereq to talk to me
i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
So after we got done with our cardiac arrest patient, I thought how awesome would it be to hook up the defibrillator pads to cook a burrito.
dude... how have they not drug tested you yet?
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
it's like a walk of shame rule, you always run into someone who saw you wearing that yesterday
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
I have the money I owe you for auctioning off your black thongs. Best 30 bucks ever spent
they would be such cute babies and they would grow up to have huge dicks. and that would make me proud as a mother
Thank you as well. My penis is starting a slow-clap right now.
Ideas for halloween. We need simple yet hilarious. Cheap yet effective. Slutty yet acceptable. Go.
Even with having the shower running and music on everyone could hear the alcohol gods making me sacrifice my dignity and meals from the past week.
He played with my boobs the whole time we watched Scott Pilgrim and then started invited others to play with them too. It reminded me of how my mom gives out my french fries without asking.
This weekend I was almost blinded by a cumshot to the eye, so happy Labor Day I guess
So my ex just asked for my address to send me his wedding invitation... in Europe. Awesome.
That’s basically a green light to fuck his dad
I just spent 100$ at a sex shop to make myself feel better. And I signed you up to win 200$ so if you win, it's mine. And yes I'm serious.
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