so i saw this homeless guy this morning yelling at a pay phone like chewbacca.
That's what you get for being in filth-adelphia.
i broke up with my boyfriend last night because i had to eat a freezy pop in every color and he ate the last blue one. i sat on the floor and cried for an hour at least. everyone left. so i decided that this whole weed thing isnt really healthy for my relationships.
legit been throwing up since 7am. told my parents the two bowls of puke in my dorm were soup
We're official. Living with your boyfriend sounds so much better than fucking your roommate.
we need to start a braincell conservation fund for you, sort of like save the whales or something.
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
I'm just high and in my robe and I would suck a dick for some pizza rolls. I can't talk about your problems right now
I should probably just look up vagina pictures in the anatomy textbook. That always cheers me up.
He just texted me asking if I remember pinching his eyelid shut with my eyelash curler.
What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
it is basically gonna be an ugly Christmas sweater rave
Just a suggestion, don't apricot scrub your vagina.
I just pawned the ring from my ex boyfriend to replace the ring I lost from my current boyfriend. #thanks
And pointless. I'm fully vested in all my calories coming from booze today. The salad just fucks that shit up
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