He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
thats what you get for writing a paper after liquor pitchers
its only a rough draft.
it was surprisingly calming to be rocked to sleep by his roommate humping on the bottom bunk
And there are taco shells on the ceiling fan
Chugged a beer while being walked to the bathroom by campus police to pour the beers out.
Im gunna just be that one ballerina in the low V leopard thong leotard and everyone else can be boring and prude with their little pink tights on.
I've seen people win free drinks for a lot less dude, no need to drop trou on a piano.
What if everything solid was made of oreos and everything liquid was wine
I just got chills
nothing like having plan b for breakfast in a cvs parking lot before ordering this semester's textbooks
and if planning a fake elopement keeps me from fucking strangers and doing drugs, i think it's good for me
Whatever, you're gonna have to break it to mom that the reason I was so drunk at Christmas dinner is because she wouldn't stop asking me why I don't have a boyfriend
Her ex was at the party her housemates were having. He knocked on her door asking how she was while we were going at it. Turns out they were trying to work things out. Don't think I'll ever forget his face when we walked out of her room.
We have moved from phase 1: honeymoon, to phase 2: trapped in relationship until the cold embrace of death
Dude. I keep thinking about how I let a man gum my vagina.
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