Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
im pretty sure i just saw someone trying to catch a fish with his penis
Dibs on passing out in front of the toilet.
It's not kidnapping if it's romantic
He said I was the smartest girl he had ever dated, that should have been a sign from the beginning
sweet and enthusiastic is code for tiny dick.
I had sex with her because I didn't want to hurt her feelings.. You're the one who told me I should be more sensitive.
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
frankly if you're gonna get kicked out of your place, hooking up with your gay roommate's boyfriend would be the most entertaining way to do it.
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
I knew from the second he called his penis glorious that I was meant to sleep with him
It was a taxi full of fist pumps and chanting to "face down, ass up". It was that 1% that makes my job worth it.
you're good to come back. The bouncer pulled me aside and told me. He also said you have nothing to worry about and that you have an awesome "upper punch" or some shit
He usually doesnt care about me cumming but last night he really tried, I feel that him going to the Womens March benefitted my sex life
You know that panicky moment when you go home with a guy and realize you’ve been there before?!? HAPPENING RIGHT NOW!!!
Turns out I banged his son a few months ago but the kids back at college so I don’t have to worry about him walking in while Dad has me bent over the couch
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