We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
it was literally the size of a crayloa marker. i didnt know what to do with it so i just sat there
She's never allowed to turn 21 again
So she just apologized to the fire extinguisher.
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
Chicken strips. I got my nose broken because of Chicken strips.
Is it hot in here? Is the room moving? Its moving. The room is moving. Its spinning like a top. Have you ever been covered in puke? What are you doing?
He pissed on a police station. Then expected to not be arrested. Sounds accurate.
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
I want you to get your positive energy all over me. I want to to look like something from Ghostbusters.
Let's go get coffee and handcuffs.
I sent my roommate a text from MY phone that said, "I don't know where my phone is." Must've been a good night.
I dont remember you getting a condom thrown at you. I think I had a concusion
I really need to stop turning to the BDSM dungeon masters of tinder whenever my heart hurts
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