Ummmm I went to see who was upstairs, he was the only one in his room so we had sex while the travel channel played in the background.
Oh good. Romantic. Still, I'm jealous of the sex.
Probably not, since he made me promise not to tell anyone it only lasted ten seconds.
So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
It's been a long time since I felt this bad on a Monday... and for that, I thank you.
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
Ok the fact that you know THAT phrase perfectly is terrifying. You just proved you can slut it up in mulitiple languages.
I had no where to run... The dumpster sounded like a good idea at the time
yolo... Doesn't that stand for 'shut the fuck up'?
I think my hopes are too high for this one. The only other bachelorette party I've been to I was felt up by a Chippendale's dancer and smoked a joint with the party bus driver.
Dude he fell into my wall and left an imprint then decided to have sex with the door open. Vents carry noise pretty well
When theres a zombie apocalypse, i will be the only fat survivor. I ate chef boyardi ravioli with part of a pen for a fork
I can't feel the bottom half of my face but i feel like our sex would be amazing
I need an office. I have big plans. I'm learning spanish this month.
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
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