How come twittering sounds sexual?
Because of Bambi.
At a stoplight watching a woman push groceries in a stroller while dodging oncoming traffic... Reallllly Detroit?
We just found a handle of vodka in our fridge and no one knows how it got there. God I love spring break.
I have realized now that neither the top nor bottom of a bunk bed is safe for sex....
I've now graduated to the level of gay where I can tell Tegan and Sara apart.
She definitely looked like a troll, but I had take one for the team. Or at least thats what I keep telling myself
You kicked in the door when she was blowing him. You dont remember do you?
Wow that was a lesbian tornado.
The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
you can't tell me you didn't shit your pants I saw them in the trash can by the bathroom.
So, we bought a knight today. Nearly life size. Hes in the garage, so don't be startled.
Admit it. It's a brilliant plan with hundreds of possible repercutions.
Understatement of the year.
Bro my mom is in for two days and you can't even hold back on the drinking she said as she left i hope he doesn't always pee his pants and he is sure popular with the girls wtf
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
Dude, naked camping ALWAYS takes precedence. I would skip my own funeral to go naked camping.
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