so after morning sex, she rolled a joint and turned on sports center
you might have found the rare bro goddess. i thought they were myth
How do i write this on his wall without making it sound like he gave me an std?
So this snow storm is NOT helpin my masturbation problem
Poopin on the sidewaaalllkkk. I wish my text told you that was a song
He's still filling me in on the details. mid-table dance i asked to go water skiing?
i have learned 4:30 is too early to start pregamming for the midnight harry potter
I came so hard just now that I think I may have regenerated.
Just helped a homeless man panhandle outside of Wawa, made him $6.31. Where are you?
Just had to find a way to explain to the border patrol that we were coming into canada "for about a half hour to have one last under 21 drink before kendals birthday at midnight." He said ok and told us where the closest bar was. Nice man.
You are the tramp this city needs, but not the one it deserves.
Just ignore the penis. It's won't bother you. I promise.
Me: I shouldn't go to the airport bar it's too expensive and I don't need it. Dark me: SHOTS AT 7 AM
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
I just got fed by 3 guys. I love my job.
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