No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
I swear I have "I love assholes" written on my forehead with ink that only guys can see.
I have started doing my homework in bars. It just feels right.
for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
He ate me out on the kitchen floor while we waited for the cake to bake. How was your Valentines Day?
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
I spent a lot of time in their kitchen cause I was convinced that the living room was gonna fall... Sorry for not warning you about that.
Did u smell a guys dreadlocks in the McDonald's drive thru line last night or did I dream that?
the only thing you said was do the helicopter dick
Got head at the top of a water slide over-looking the valley while wearing a sombrero and drinking a corona. Epic.
wait did i hook up with someone in mcdonalds last night?
yeah im watching him make his speech now. cant take him seriously tho. hes talking about funding for education and all i can think about is how ive seen what he looks like wearing womens underwear...
She was from Wisconsin, she had great boobs... I mean... It's a dairy state....
Bored of what? I stayed up all night researching sex toys because I'm excited to do things with you that I haven't done in 29 years of having a body.
I went to bed early to get up and have a cup of coffee and watch a Sunday sunrise; and again you come home with no shirt and more stamps than my passport. Get the fuck up now, you are taking an Uber to waffle house. The order is in you name.
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