You should've come with us, we're at Home Depot looking for men.
I wish I could google chicago male strippers on my work computer but I don't feel like talking to HR today
well hello there hangover. fancy meeting you here on this BRIGHT thursday morning.
please tell me i can get drunk off sparkling grape juice. even if you have to lie, please say yes.
Hes laying on the floorn in the bathroom telling Jesus to raise the flag
2 rounds of irish car bombs have already been taken to your 5 year sober anniversary
I have a feeling she doesn't appreciate me as a person. She only fucks me because I look like Harry Potter.
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
If you don't wanna wax my ass just say so.
He puked in the middle of it and I still wasn't disappointed.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
Have you ever gotten so angry that you stripped in public?
Stoned. Scared. Bring pool noodle and onion rings.
She shaved her vagina in my bed. Good night
Nothing like having a family watch you dry heave at the end of the dock
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