Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
I will never underestimate my ability to drunken ramble. At one point last night i think i was talking about hieroglyphics
Don't take this the wrong way but I just mistook a trash can for you
took 4 advil with a shot of vodka, figure i'd try to save myself now
Blood and glitter go together right?
first one here with a pint of chicken lo mein, aspirin, and diet green tea ginger ale, gets a full effort bj the day after tomorrow.
Well it was tamer than the 4th of july when I blew that guy I met walking home from the fireworks
Every time I see him I get horny. I can't help it!
Just stop. You're making other wives look bad. We are all starting to hate you.
I just washed out an empty chocolate milk bottle to take whiskey on my bike ride.
You are not an adult
It was like in the Christmas carol when the guy pulls his robe back and 2 small children appear... except this time it was a massive scrotum
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
I am rewearing my dress from last night. I only wore it for like two hours before fucking. And I took it off first so no cock contact. This is my new standard of cleanliness.
Yeah but who says we can't be shitfaced and tan at the same time?
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