I just woke up in the coolest sweatsuit i have ever seen..it has cory's name on the tag...do we know a cory?
take it from a girl who woke up with a girl in her bed... you were not that drunk.
Have you ever seen a midget fist pump? BEST. THING. EVERRRRR.
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
Why do my balls have what looks like rust on them?
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
I got up before the sun today. That makes me sun for the day.
When did you start smoking in order to be high by 4:30?
How the fuck am I supposed to enjoy a third ice day from school if I only bought enough alcohol for 2?
I don't know, maybe act like an adult who teaches children for a living
It's like we're not even friends
First poop in my apartment for the summer, officially settled in. :)
Wanna bang and Pregame work? I know you're the manager just promise to not fire me
I heard a crunch while giving him head. I looked up and he was eating Cheese Itz. So we made a deal that he'd take a hand job so I could eat them too.
my downstairs neighbor came by to say he’s having a huge loud party tomorrow, handed me a toblerone bar, and said thank you in advance for your understanding
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