I'm eating all of the evidence.
strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
Please just tell me how ugly she was so I can bask in the diminishingly small reassurance that might give me
she brought my homemade cookies with condoms taped to the box... im in love
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
i want to pour hot gravy all over you in bed
Let me refresh your memory. New Year's Eve in the back of my car you grabbed my hand and said feel my tumor on my butthole and at that moment I swear we were infinite
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
I found where he bartends and I guarantee you that in approximately nine months from this Friday, you will have a niece
What can I say I sleep with 40 year old Cougars because my mother gave me away at birth and apparently that's why says my therapist
Everyone in Columbus is two degrees of separation from my vagina.
It was like a baby arm holding another baby arm holding an apple grove. Fuckin huge!
Y'all let us switch shirts in the middle of 200 people....why did you let me get this drunk by noon?
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
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