If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
Beer is about to convince me to do something really stupid.
there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
Next time when I try to seductively eat onion rings while drunk remind me of tonight.
Exactly, finding that perfect flask to come with you on all your adventures is like finding the perfect wedding dress. You have to feel it.
He's just giving off this "someone be a bitch to me" vibe
Bring gay.
By that I meant the rum. I just realized that my request made no sense. You always bring gay.
If he can forgive your lousy blowjobs, you can ignore his terrible driving.
I want to show up to tomorrow's study group looking like I got hit by a train. A train made of dicks.
apparently I like to do this thing where I wear pretty dresses and then pee on things on public. Picture proof. Four times last week.
I just used Bacardi to dry out poison ivy.
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
dude the dog literally grabbed the condom out of the trash can and threw it in the air i'm screaming
My son's girlfriend just thanked me for having good penis genes.
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