it's like sucking your thumb. only its not yours. and its a penis.
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
Your favorite bartender is back from prision
And then he used the flashlight app to illuminate me giving him head. Thanks IPhone
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
I would have to gauge my vagina to make it fit.
I gave him 3 xanax and recorded the ball drop. He's gonna think tonight is New Years.
I can't promise that. They just put an extra shot in my margarita.
Just got road head. In broad daylight. On the interstate. During rush hour. Pushing the envelope one public bj at a time.
I would totes reciprocate the nip pic, but I'm sick with a piece of tissue shoved up one of my nostrils and I'm just not feeling that ambitious. Sorry.
Pretty sure by 1p, she had fucked all of my bodily fluids out of me. I'm now trying to replace them with bourbon so 2016 is turning out pretty good.
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
What conversation warrents "penis" in rainbow comic sans
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
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