I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
No one showed up yet so I smoked 4:20 on chatroulette with a naked chick..
Yeah. she rolled up to the party on a unicycle then peed in the bushes. TA of the year.
im just gonna lie here and collect money in this whoppers bag while sprawled out on this bench and explain that its to buy weed for my hangover
You grabbed her hand and started jacking her finger off. She was horrified.
Did it finish?
So I was thinking for Halloween I'd do Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde....for my vagina.
You can't just take out your bong for hits in public places... That's what pipes are for. You've got to be stealthier.
No, it's okay because this is the city of trees.
YOU'VE ALREADY BEEN BUSTED MORE THAN ONCE. THAT'S NOT A VALID EXCUSE FOR BONG HITS IN COFFEE GARDEN
we managed to melt a few different forms of plastic into the cannibutter....
fyi, pepper spray hurts. whoever comes up with the best backstory wins a prize.
Just got a Lifeproof case for Christmas so hold on and tell me how my shower nudes look
I should be in a better mood, I just went home and had a quickie on my lunch break.
I had a sandwich.
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
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