i wish peter jackson would direct porn
Her friend drew me a diagram of how we could get away with her giving me a blowjob at work.
Just saying. If you end up in canada tomorrow morning at least youll have my text to remind you how it happened
facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
Wierdest expirience of my life this girl literally just knocked on my door at 140am to blow me in the shower. Idk what im doing but im doing it right
He's a cat fanatic .. That was not in the fine print when we started fucking
What's the right thing to say when he sends me a picture of his penis ?
He told me my outfit made me look like a twelve year old then proceeded with "but you don't look like a whore"
Dude too much vodka. I think I just puked up my heart
That's what you get for taking that guy home. The god of sluttiness is frowning upon you.
Are you sure he's still you're boyfriend when you're sober?
Do you want to go soon I'm overthinking life and my butthole again
I'm sorry about the spring break comment. I won't make anymore pornos, I promise.
This is not a test of the emergency warning system. He has broken my vagina. I repeat he has broken my vagina. Damn it was good.
New one isn't as good asmy ex. She won't put her tongue up my butt
Peter this is your "ex"
I stand by what i said
I feel like he doesn't realize we're offering him a threeway with sisters and I don't understand how that's possible.
Maybe we should bring mom next time.
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