Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
you laugh because clearly you have never had to clean poop out of a tub
woke up next to her writing my name in some journal. apparently she makes every guy she hooks up with sign out.
It's almost summer. We need to start reconnecting with our home drug dealers.
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
and the award for most disgusting thing ever done on my couch now officially goes to you! Congratulations, you won the couch...I can't even look at it anymore.
shes trying to book us all flights to Ireland..I let her get mine and yours but stopped her when she tried booking the guy next to her at the library
Did you ask me to bring you a t-shirt to class or did I just dream that?
No, I did. It's a long story.
Is it too forward to say "stop being a good friend and start being a good fuck buddy"
Yeahhh, everybody is so helpful when a pretty girl is crying hysterically and has only one shoe and a six pack.
The light burnt out and he thinks the power is out in the whole house. He is cooking a hog dog over two candles. I'm gonna see if he'll make me one
Almost bit the guy's hand who sits in front of me because he was stretching. That. Bored.
So this tall girl jumped in our cab and I was like hey I have pics of u on my phone. It wasn't creepy at all
i need some fresh meat. meat that has a license and a job and isn’t a FULL-blown alcoholic. partial i could tolerate, bc, haha, let’s be honest, me likey my drinkies.
wyd
Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
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