Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
he breathalyzed me before we had sex.
I wish real life had facebook tags so i could figure out who all these people are
Just caused a nice traffic jam while trying to park at Costco. Too high to drive.
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
I bought us both waterproof cases so we can sext through FaceTime in the shower.
Next. Level. Shit.
Ok let me just clear up this blowjob thing first so we can talk about your grandpa
party devolved into two exes battling with Cal's tiki torches, and the lawn being set on fire kinda sorta and then we all hula'ed... hulaed?
I'd say "I think I gave my TA chlamydia" is an accurate way to sum up my life.
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
In the last 2 hours I managed to have romantic starlit sex on the beach as the tide came in with not only just a gorgeous man, but one who happens to be Eastern European and finishing Harvard law school.
Oh wow. I want to be you right now.
Drunk sex on a hardwood floor is never ever a good idea. Lesson learned.
There's something about a foam party that makes freshman want to turn their lives into full blown shit shows. And I'm ok with the fact I am one of those.
Julius Caesar had a huge penis
WTF are you reading?
Ha ha! No, the guy in the Caesar costume last night. We hooked up. His dick was huge
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