There's a lady carrying her kids toy animals in a crown royal bag. Mom of the year.
He had the Transformers symbol tattooed to his chest. We had to do it doggy style so I could laugh into my pillow instead of his face.
Did we fight the bathroom girl ? She just wanted to give us lotion and condoms.
I want him to rain dance my fallopian tubes.
Fucking her was like skydiving commando in a flightsuit made of kittens
Can I interview you during sex or would that be weird?
Look, all I can tell ya is I want to drink wine out of a bottle while you eat me. It would be the most fantastic end to finals week. Maybe ever.
If anyone wants to ring in the new year with gluttony and yoga pants, let me know. As soon as it becomes a socially acceptable hour to drink margaritas, I'm gonna go down on a chimichanga.
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
You kept asking us from the backseat if you were driving ok and then you kept talking to your hiccups and yelling at them to "stop it already!"
I just love that a strip club has taco Tuesday.
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
Dick is the cure to depression. I'm almost positive. And cough syrup.
Hey, sorry I choked you last night... I was just really excited to see you.
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