I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
you threw up in thedumpster behind red robin
and kept yelling "DIRTY BIRD"
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
we just finished making mockaritas... then we prayed
god you guys know how to party
worst. bachelorette party. ever.
We played "race the Jimmy John's driver". Order, then see if we can finish sex before the food arrives.
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
Yes, i finally made it. but let me tell you...i can smell myself right now in class right now, this scent is called alcoholism.
Tis the season to puke in grandma's bathroom
He pointed at some girls and said "I'm gonna have sex with them girls over there", and disappeared.
Maybe it's because I walked straight up to that shelf of vodka with a look of determination that said "I mean business".
I usually have to have a cart! If that doesn't say "I mean business" then I don't know what does
If it makes you feel any better, I'm eating a block of cheese...
I love when groups of boys part so I can walk through. It's like a red sea of penises, and I am their Moses.
He came over and watched the USA game with me, fucked me so good my toe cramped, then made my bed this morning before he left. Thank God for Army rangers
...is this motivational speaking, or sexting? It's getting hard to tell.
Randomize
