I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
Having your wife answer your cell was so lame. Maybe we can talk when you get your phone, your facebook account, and your balls back.
Call me "white mamba"
Your dick is not a dangerous deadly poisonous snake
It is white.
I'm home alone watching The Hills seasons, eating pickles and drinking straight rye. I just googled "how to make friends". Probably not the most pro-active solution. Help.
May i just say it is extremely difficult to pee in a cape
Stop staring at my boobs, I can't concentrate
Well how do you think I feel
fair enough
I went to go pee and found a strand of your hair wrapped around my penis.
I guess I should mention that I have already fucked the Fed Ex guy.
That changes everything.
we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
Is it wrong that I want to take the baby bump in her facebook pictures as "meal-ticket"?
You were crying and asking his mom "why doesn't he like road head?"
At what point does "I'm too high to deal with you right now" stop being rude?
Normally this is when girls give blow jobs. That's how you mentally condition them to put up with PMSing, because they see the shinny blowjob light at the end of the tunnel.
Honest to god.. She looks better fat. I never would have imagined those words coming out of my mouth, EVER.
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
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