he spent the whole night trying to convince me into a2m. i won't even use the pb til i clean the jelly knife. i love him but it's not going to happen.
Fact: The drinking you do in college doesn't affect your liver in real life.
my 12 year old sister just told me how admirable it was that i felt comfortable going out with my friends dressed "like that"
I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.
in my lab write-up should i mention that i watered my plant with tequila?
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
I sat on the ground outside wawa chain smoking and telling two strangers about my sex life. I also accepted Rick James Bitch and Celine Dion as their names.
I need to stop getting in the car with my dad when im rolling balls. I think he's starting to notice my eyes aren't usually completely pupil
So I had sex with a hook nosed, lisping masadonian last night.
Glad that degree in literature is paying off. Nice adjectives. Maybe set the bar a little higher though?
Idk I was embarrassed that I hit it too hard so I played it off by spitting out bong water like a 'whales blowhole'
I mean I just feel if I'm not being fat and lazy then I'm not really being myself
He washed his dick in my kitchen sink after sex. I think he might be a keeper.
How do you explain to your kids that you met their mother well you were giving her a gynecological exam??
I did something very bad. More specifically, my boss.
Btw I puked in your glovebox
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