Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
i felt like we were having sex on ultimate fighter, and people on the outside kept yelling ELBOW ELBOW! KNEES KNEES!
I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
i love how you can even make your typing come across bitchy
You need to stop texting me at SEVEN in the morning. It wakes my one night stands up and makes for the awkward talk way too early.
all she kept saying was "harder" "mayo" and "who are you"
All I wanna do is sit in water and get drunk. The only thing more American is giving birth to eagles.
Ok...drunk girls at the bar are charging $1 for motorboating. It's fucking WEDNESDAY. I never want to leave.
Well, I just watched him puke into his pitcher at the bar, I doubt he cares about anything other than the fact that he needs a new beer.
The one wearing a viking helmet and holding a bottle of Smirnoff. She's laying on the floor of the tube singing "cant find my way home" . You can't miss her..
I haven't seen her in ages, how is she?
Well I woke up next to her this morning so I guess I would say she could be doing better
The drunk fake out is her specialty. She'll agree to come with us and two seconds later we check to make sure she's still there and we see her booking it down the hall in the opposite direction.
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
I farted in his bed and then in my drunken stupor grabbed hair defanging spray to cover up the stench.
Like a gentleman I waited until you were done vomming to start my Big Mac.
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