your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
I fink we're distracting them from bumping the proverbial uglies
She actually said during sex "the only thing that would make this more perfect is if we were listening to Lenny Kravitz"
So, obviously, you had to give a fake number this morning.
Yes. Also, we may never be able to go back to that bar again.
of course he's cheating on me, she's 100x prettier and she can do the splits
Some drunk couple just made out on the sidewalk and it reminded me some sweet moments we have shared...
We found her on the trampoline. She told us she was jumping so she could puke & rally. I think I want to marry her.
WHITE RUSSIAN WEDNESDAY. TELL YOUR CO WORKERS. INVITE QND PREPARE
She told me about it right after. She said she was scared I would be disappointed. And I was, but I pretended not to be. Which pretty much sums up our relationship.
I asked if he wanted to sext and he just started sending me pictures of his beard.
Is 36 too old to fuck a college student? THIS IS BOTH IMPORTANT AND TIME SENSITIVE
why is "bang the student affairs grad assistant" the third highest thing on your semester goals list
Kelly and I just had sex, and you didn't call or text to interrupt, are you alive? We are both concerned.
The moment when you and your BFF compare frequently used emojis and realize you have similar mental disorders and a really weak alibi.
I got horny for like a second but the eggplant snapped me out of it
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
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