we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
As a driver I hate pedestrians, and as a pedestrian I hate drivers, but no matter what the mode of transportation, I always hate cyclists.
I can't wait to get all this Makers out of my shoe.
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
He woke up, mumbled "silverware", and went back to sleep
...then she kept trying to make balloon animals with my flacid penis. I'm never drinking whisky with you again.
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
Some random at the bar just whispered in my ear that he wants to eat me out while on bath salts....
Whatever, I used my iphone to send an Escalade to pick up a booty call last week. For free. It is futuristic as fuck out here.
I'm buying groceries with adderoll. I hope I'm never this broke again.
I appreciate that you take the time to fix your typos even while masturbating
Hahahaha .. If it makes you feel better I had a sex dream about a cheeseburger last night so I feel like we both lose.
You know youre getting old when you I.D. the person trying to take you home to be sure they're over 25. Help me.
I woke up on the hammock spooning a box of Cheese Itz.
if I hear Wonderful Christmastime one more time I'm putting my foot up Paul McCartney's ass.
Randomize
