Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
I woke up in a stranger's bathtub with a broken shower curtain as my blanket.
there is a homeless man oan crack poledancing on a fence... now hes humping it...
Apparently throwing up on his dick didnt convince him to stay away . . . whats the most indirect way of saying "im just going to continue avoiding you"?
Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
I don't make the first move. Ever. Unless were playing monopoly cause that's my shit
Did you really end last night's sexting with "Stay thirsty my friend"?
I said you have to fuck the german guy and take one for the team...it's a once in a lifetime opportunity you know.
She pulled vodka outta the dryer and told me to drink it
nothing like going to the bathroom, running into the wall, thinking its a person and saying"its ok i just had the 4 beers" even the wall knew i was lying
Did you send me a snapchat of your sister triple kissing two other girls?!!! You might be the greatest friend the world ever made
I dont know how I should feel about you making a 37 year old come visit you and then making him do the walk of shame from your dorm room...through campus
I can't help but look at my sex life and acknowledge that this is not normal behavior.
My friend asked me if I got home okay and I replied "Glad teat. Goodnight." Usually I can translate drunk me, but I'm even lost on that one.
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