so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
Were making Christian mingle accounts. First one to get laid doesn't pay bar tabs for a month.
Challenge accepted. See you in hell.
I just got a reminder alert on my phone for an event I titled "Bradley getting stupid high with me in bed." I assume we planned this during the party. I'm down if you are.
I think his roommates are using word magnets to tell me that they can hear us. His fridge currently says, "Chris ate out naughty girl."
I just saw a fat girl roll down the steps taking out three people with her, thought you should know.....
Want to get drunk and look at an xray of my dick?
New drunken fun fact of last night, after I pushed Sarah and before I started making out with guy #1, I shouted that I'd go to third base on a first date, then threw myself at him
i sent my dealer a picture of the money i would pay him. i also told him i would pay him in cheez-its if he would prefer that.
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
Can we table this discussion? The roommate is out of town and I have to eat pie on the couch in my underwear.
Had weird bad dreams about you last night. Please tell me you didn't google my real surname and that you don't go to a needle exchange.
In 18 months of being married we've had sex with 7 different couples. Who said you can't have your cake and eat it.
Wtf. So apparently this 5 star establishment doesn't allow strip putt putt in the parking lot. We all just got kicked out of our rooms.
We both knew it was over when I took a u turn at her belly button.
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