then she made me sanitize my hands before fingering her...i may have found my soulmate
I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
She's the barista slut.
I definitely recall eating shredded cheese out of the bag while you were wearing that apron.
he walkred up to the manager at dennys and said 'look, my friends passed out in your bathroom, can i go get her?'
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
The dopest dose you'll ever dose. I felt like an octopus all of thursday
I always ask when they're due. It's the nicest way for me to let her know the rest of the world can tell she's putting on weight too
i would really love it if at least once per weekend i did not wake up to you half naked passed out on the floor
Also I owe you 20 bucks, a clean towel and a glass of scotch. I'll even throw in a blow job
You fell asleep mid blowjob with my vibrator in your HAND. So no, I will not bring you pizza.
There's a little game I've come up with since the mess of a party I had; it's called "tinsel or condom wrapper? (or: what's that on the floor?)"
HER BOYFRIEND CAME HOME WHILE WE WERE GETTING IT ON IN THE SHOWER
At least you smelled nice while he kicked your ass.
It was very surreal. They were listening to a religious podcast on morality while they both went down on me.
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