they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
I woke up with ten beers in my bag that hoarded at the party last night. Rally? Its five somewhere.
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
I mean, I'd wanted to go skinny dipping, hook up with him and have sex on a beach, so last night I basically killed 3 birds with one super slutty stone.
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
The last party at your house was a sex toy party...it's an obvious transition to baby shower
Let's be honest, your relationships fail because the man you're looking for is the equivalent of an intellectual blow-up doll.
I just saw a herd of slutty loofahs run down the street...
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
Zak is like the Picasso of masterbatory texts
I had a flashback of using my sock as a napkin after we got taco bell
Like I could never be a lawyer because I would just look like a porn star impersonation of a lawyer.
Can we start referring to attractive men as "A fine piece of dick?"
I'd send you a picture as proof but I want to marry him some day and that would be a deal breaker.
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