try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
turns out I still hate jay leno...even at 10pm.
the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
sellin beer in gallon jugs is both the best and worst idea ever. Im only gonna have one beer...but its gonna be 128 ounces.
Last night she showed me how to clean my bowl and now she's drunk making peanut butter filled cookies. Best. Roommate. Ever.
He's Hawaiian. Thank god it wasnt a real American
All I had with a note saying that my shoes are in the ceiling and good luck.
I'm making you a bingo card for hookups of the school year 2011-12 so you can make even worse life decisions next year
I maybe late, he's in a peeing contest with the neighbor's dog. Currently he's in the lead.
He put crushed up bacon in the joint and now we're listening to the Matilda soundtrack I have no idea what's going on
shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find
And that facial hair. He might as well shave it so it spells "douche" on one cheek and "nozzle" on the other.
So, just saw a lady hysterically sobbing in a Walmart at 3 AM. Someone's not having a happy mother's day.
It was a great party. People were literally still doing shots and playing drunk Jenga at 6am...
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
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