You love popeyes more than me
does delicious chicken come out of your vagina?
He made me cum so much, I almost let him spend the night. The operative word being "almost".
i just lost my virginity over my 3 hour lunch break..
u hav a 3 hour lunch break?!
i like how the length of my lunch break is the thing that phases u
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
It's so hard to find a shirt to wear out that is easily taken off, cut off my paramedics, but says "I'm a grown, respected woman"
I had 800 mg of ibuprofen 2 b vitamins and I'm pounding water like I'm trying to win a hazing
I'm high and I have a consensual booty call on the way and just thought that it was a good time to let you know that I think that you are a stellar person.
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
She is currently drunk and caressing my professor's face with one hand.
I'm worried because he hasn't removed it.
he keeps various drugs in his kitchen cupboard like groceries. that is my new life goal as an adult.
Everyone is coupling up and I'm just excited the bartender gives me enough attention to order more shots.
He sent me off with a naked dance ending in a meat swing. I don't think I'll be seeing him again.
Dude.. She just busted into my house wearing a ski mask, a poncho, and thigh-high pink hooker boots and yelled, "THE CABS ARE HEEERRREEE!!"
Like honey no, I’m getting groceries while pretending that having sexy talk with you is turning me on
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