Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
my door was closed and her door was closed but even over the r.kelly playing at full blast i was able to hear her say "THAT'S NOT THE RIGHT HOLE!". Def rethinking my roommate situation.
haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
I saw your purple underwear in the road this morning.
it was better than the time i puked and I forgot to open the lid of the toilet
and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
Can you deep fry cheerios do you know? crucial question
To say the least, now you know you're a proper lady, passing a field sobriety test in heels...
When you gave the girl your number the fat girl was like "take mine....here please take mine"
I swear there's a gravitational pull from your vagina to large groups of men in uniform.
The front desk girl just had that condescending welcome-home-from-your-walk-of-shame face on
It was probably because you set your bra on the couter while you found your ID...
She's relieving herself in the laundry room. I'm really hoping there's a toilet in there...
OH MY GOD did i pee on you?!
Also, you think turning 23 is bad, I just ran into the guy that gave my chlymidia
your mission the party friday: cockblock me at ALL costs. I've cheated on my boyfriend twice. I feel like three times would be crossing some sort of line...
and no, I don't care how how hot he is
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