So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
I told my girl, that I use to jerk off to Star Trek. All she says is, "Oh my gawd, you're such a trekie!". If I was her, I'd be weirded out more than me being a Trek Fan.
im so bored in class... i just made a pie graph of my favorite bars and a bar graph of my favorite pies
I just fucked a rockette. This would have been amazing a week ago.
i'm at the st pattys day thing. the bar is packed. they just put on celine dion its all coming back to me now. i'm screaming the words.
it's 1 pm.
Condom broke. Took her to CVS for plan B and parked in expectant mothers spot. I laughed.. she cried
Thank god for makeup because it looks like someone took a shit on my face
It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
We are buying drugs from a guy with a Jesus fish on his dodge caravan.
Whenever we go out my brain flips on autopilot, straight to blackout.
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
Great sex, the promise of us mixing our excellent genetics in the future, and access to drugs are mainly what's holding this relationship together at the moment
ted dressed as a cardinal led an expedition across campus. i felt like one of the 12 apostles.
when I was walking home I wad so excited to see a cat on the sidewalk but it was really a traffic cone
Omg I joined a choir last night...
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