Dude she looked like Jerry Garcia's knuckles
new number. flushed my phone last night when i puked, made B help me look for it for 2 hours.
Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
i just made an omelette with the cheese and ham from a lunchables. and ketchup packets
julia child would be proud.
you kept falling over in mid-conversation and you just got right back up as if nothing happened...
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
Well I knew we were drunk when I told you it was a good idea to shit in the ocean
I should have slept with you when you were wearing the gorilla suit. I've had dreams about your chest hair. I hope jail wasn't too bad.
True that.. I am going to ride a gold plated unicorn across a field of cocaine and coach purses when I graduate.
That was beautiful.
Would it be a good deed to leave a 32 pack of bud light next to a bum sleeping in the park?
Tommarow we shall sacrifice the freshmen to the sun god
I knew there was a problem when things got heated and instead of rushing home I offered to get bagels instead
I'm sorry I threw a frog in your car last night.
If waffles and beer don't scream "fuck me!" then I don't know what else to do.
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