Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
Tell her to not eat the pizza she threw up on.
This kid is too lonely to be my drug dealer.
Doing blow at 6am to "wake myself up for clinicals" was a baaaaad idea
Remember...the emancipation proclimation is your favorite document, you love asian women, japanese food is the tits, and you willfully employ as many latinos as possible...
I'll offer my penis as collateral. You can hold title to it till I pay you back.
I should start handing out wavers before I have sex with someone. 1. Do you have anything to do tomorrow? 2. Are you ok with sleeping 12 hours from exhaustion. 3. Are you ok with a limp?
This breakup hit defcon 5. Walked to pathmark with a denim jacket over my nightgown to get ben and jerrys. On sale btw.
We were coming but I found wine on my way out the door.
The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
That last one reminds me of the time we smoked that foot-long joint and by the time we'd finished we were so stoned we applauded it.
Life if anyone rolls up to my funeral with shitty weed get them out of there
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
It may be a corded vibrator from the 90s but it gets the job DONE
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