saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
I'm watching a Sinbad stand up special. Not even drugs can make this funny.
He passed out while I was riding him, and just when I was about to call it quits he opens his eyes and squeezes my boobs and goes Honk! Honk!
i'm getting the "you hooked up with my friends" speech from him. i'm returning with the "gotta keep my quota up" speech
The last thing I want is a chocolate mold of my cock competing with my real cock for time spent in your mouth
I've been at work 30 min broke a paper towel holder a chair set a box on fire and fell down twice. Hungover Brian just reached a new level
All I saw was a purple blob and poking out from under was part of a green shirt. Took me a minute to realize it was him under that beast.Thought I should ask if he was actually breathing and conscience but then I saw him slowly exploring what few brave men have done before.
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
dude he's still passed out in my bathtub. and his dick is half way in a 40 bottle... i really hope he was just trying to piss in it
It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.
You are a super loving wife. But did you, at any point since Thanksgiving, slip me half your bottle of stool softeners?
I just saw a girl on the phone crying and eating a sandwich. Thats talent right there.
We need to move to a different bar soon. When we're standing on the patio, and every guy around us has seen us naked...there's a problem
She said my penis was powerful and magnificent
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