He just told me his cousin just died and I look like her. Reconsidering the sex.
i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
long story short: there's a file in the master file cabinet labeled "lube".
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
I'd be a gr8 surrogate. I'm gonna love your fetus
Leaving the phone at home last night was the best decision I ever made.... Though I still managed to text her and now I have 2 phones...
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
Will you just get over yourself and come over here and give me that dick...then you can go back home and continue to cry over us breaking up. Thank you
You know, I've never slept in a rug with anyone before you
The drug dealer had chickens in his house so I know it was good stuff.
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
I had to ask him for a dick pic. Do you know how refreshing that was?
I am naked and annoyed.
I'm drunk still and I cried and now I'm watching Whitney Houston singing the national anthem and I'm crying more
According to Joseph, last night I crawled into bed and told him to pretend I'm his French maid, and then started speaking with a German accent, and referring to his manbits as "ze greatest Weiner schnitzel I'd ever seen". Basically, last night was a roaring success.
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