When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
Why is it so hot and why are these the only pants in my life.
We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
Dude. I might have just seen some porn i wasnt ready to see. The chicks were so old.
Serio, who the fuck falls down coming offstage wearing nothing but pasties, a g-string, and a fake moustache, and now suddenly needs a tetanus shot. Me. That's who.
Drinking hard cider in a room full of freshman girls. Never felt so secure of my manhood
I probably wouldn't
When I woke up next to him on the living room floor, my glasses were broken and it felt like someone rubbed a cactus all over my vag
He called his dick "The Beast" and said he lived "The Beast Life". He was pretty but it was better if he didn't talk.
The thing about being single is like Sunday morning sex is nice but so is Sunday morning eating Nutella from the jar in your underwear
YOU BETTER TOUCH MY NIPPLES TODAY
So it's my mom's birthday and I wanted to be super cheap and just walk up to her and say "I got you the greatest gift ever, mom! I'm actually sober right now!".
Although the guy I'm messing around with just offered to let me be his rich brother's sugar baby
Hi. I have frying pans taped to my feet. I achave to go the hospital, theyre on pretty tight. Can't feel legs bring me juice
Can you please bring the nipple sombrero up?
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