Why did u sent me a picture of a dead horse?
i could hear you having sex and was jealous, wanted to kill the mood
Dude sorry i couldnt seem to spell any words right in the texts i sent you last night
I felt like a fucking code breaker.
his penis is like a homeless cat. ever since I've satisfied him he keeps showing up on my doorstep ask for more.
It was one time. Now I have to constantly remind her my name is Jessica not Jizzica.
After the second day the hotel realized I wasn't responsible enough to have a comforter, so they took it for the rest of the trip.
The fact that he is from Canada is way more embarrassing than the fact that you met him on match.com
If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.
I NEED TO GET TO THE PLAYGROUND. I JUST NEED TO SWING. IF I SWING MAYBE THE SMELL WILL COME OFF OF ME. I NEED TO SWING
All three of us got laid last night. This is what is commonly referred to as the Trifuckta.
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
Just walked by the neighbors and they are definitely butt naked sitting on a bed, watching Netflix, baked out of their minds, with the blinds open.
Welcome to Bellingham.
I just jacked off to nostalgia.
You were trying to be sexy by spraying your contact solution on your chest and telling me to lick it off
Just had a threesome with my best friend and LSAT teacher...just checked three things off my bucket list in one night
Was it a bad idea to have spent all of my tax return on coke?
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