he's the Salvador Dali of pubic shaving
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
you're the best thing to happen to me. closely followed by learning to ejaculate, and drugs.
Shit, I may have left some acid in your bathroom last night. Has he been in there lately.
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
You're right. Single life welcomed me back with open arms. It's like it knew it wasnt going to be long when I left.
Just getting in the shower.... found a "great job" sticker stuck to my boob.
So how was your night?
Shit ive learned: when going out to a party, always wear a bathing suit underneath just in case theres a pool with a roof next to it
You were supposed to be my wingman and all you kept to her friend was "kill it with fire"..
I mean, how am I going to build a relationship on trust if he finds out I roofied him?
when I called the strip club they said there was a note with my credit card. "girl who punched guy in throat" fuck daytona
Hooked up with another cop last night. Think I am renaming my vagina "dispatch"
Ur creepiness is now affecting my life and I'm not okay with it
She swallowed the car key because she thought we were really going to make her drive.
Ever try to swallow something and have it go up into your nose instead? Yeah, I just sneezed bacon.
Randomize
